another visit with joe q. public
person-"im on poetry.com.. im up for poet of the year."
me-"must've been a slow year."
completely unrelated subject.
me- "ya wanna talk about kung fu training? Mr. Miagi style shit? this guy can catch teetsie flys in midair with his fuckin molars!!!! thats skill."
in a pub
dude-"you really like Journey?"
me-"honestly? yes."
dude-"why? the band is o.k. but steve perry sux."
me-"dude...when journey went on tour, they had to hire God to sing, cuz not even steve perry could sing steve perry."
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