joe q. public.... continued

random drunk girl: "are you from around here?"
me: " no. im from over there."
r.d.g.: "where is over there?"
me: "anywhere but here."



random customer at work-
customer: "wow, you make this place fun."
me: "they definitly didnt hire me for my looks. its all personality based."
customer: "well i hope they pay you well."
me: "for my personality? im severly over payed."



older customer at work-
customer: "you helped me with a cheesecake."
me: "yes i did."
customer: "are you a vegetarian?"
me: "the worst one youve ever met."
customer: "do like burning candles?"
me: "usually at both ends, yes."
customer: "i got you a soy cheesecake candle. just wanted to say thank you."
me: (blushing) "for once in my life i have no idea what to say. not only do i thank you, but the store does as well."
customer: "then youre welcome."