i cant believe that the new terror network is the fucking cartoon network. exploding lite brites, suicidal strawberry shortcakes, jihad joe's, vigilante voltron. i mean jesus pop-tart christ, when is this shit going to end? these two cartoon watching, pot smoking, fucktards are going to be filthy fuckin rich by the end of this ordeal. and im gonna be pissed. god bless america! god bless standard cable! god bless voltron!
now if youll excuse me, i need to start hiding optimus primes and boba fetts on rt. 128. wish me luck!