a fuckin nor'easter? we just had easter. we need no more nor'easter's. on a mission now. i will sacrifice a bunny and a proper christian today in the name of spring goddess Maia. Maia mother of Hermes, messenger to the Gods, and incidentally patron of poets. Hermes invented the pan flute, guided the souls of the dead to the underworld, and possibly is the reason why we today dream. Maia goddess of spring, rhymes with Gaia, goddess of all. today blood will be spilled in your honor Maia, so that Gaia, goddess of all, can shit comfortably in 60 degree weather.