i always forget that before there was youve got mail or sleepless in seattle there was joe vs. the volcano. so meg ryan- who was cool for about 7 years, and tom hanks- whose been cool since he was 7 years old, have made 3 real live pieces of steaming dog shit. !!!hooray hollywood!!!!!

in other hollywood news it seems robert rodriguez -he of sin city/desperado/sharkboy & lavagirl/grindhouse fame- is remaking barbarella. now as a young boy i saw that movie and it absolutely solidified the fact that i was straight.!!!hooray heterosexuality!!! heres the thing, if monica belucci isnt cast in this piece of potential celluloid then im going to call mr. rodriguez personally and deliver the bad news to him that he has to make a movie with tom hanks and meg ryan. it will be called - youve got a brain cloud in seattle.

oh. and this just in: paris hilton is a whore. !!!hooray whores!!!