what did the snail say while riding on the back of a turtle?


nice girls make me smile
like a retard
and make my wallet feel
heavier than it actually is
they make me seem stronger
than i am
and look cooler
than i ever could be
my empty belly
feels full with them
and my mind and wit
are quicker
sharper

and yes
im still taking it slow

but ive realized this-
you cant be afraid
of past transgressions or
the previous experiences
that led to this bout of singledom
you can only
be you and hope that
that is good enough

but yes
im taking it slow

WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!