general public convo's and barbs:
i.e. retards...all of us.

lady at the cashier: there is writing on this screen.
cashier: yup.
lady: how do i make it go away.
cashier: those are the items you are purchasing.
lady: but how do i make it go away.
cashier: you pay for your purchase.

girl on the phone: how could you let him go out? he's sick!!!
boy on the phone: what do you mean?
girl: he's your friend! you know he's sick, why did you let him go out with you?
boy: friend yes. father impossible as all my kids were aborted.
girl:.....

girl at my work: are you hiring?
me: i dont do the hiring, but yes, i believe so.
girl: so where do i get an application?
me: at the office.
girl: where is that?
me: look for a group of people in hawaiian shirts doing absolutely nothing. the office wont be far from there.