Tuesday, September 18, 2007

weekend recap bulletin style

-got hit by a car whilst riding my moped friday afternoon. ol boy decided that taking a right hand turn from the left lane was both legal and binding. it damned near bound me to a fucking street sign when my bike jumped four feet in the air and landed on the grass of the side walk. somehow, someway, i was not going to allow this fucktard to see me spill. so through sheer will and decidedly gracious luck, i ended up with both feet on the bike, and then luckily on the street. both of us are in good health. the bike and i- i should say. and yes many words were spoken between the offending driver and i, most of which included these gems from my mouth; "fuck" "retard" "idiot" "lucky" and "lawsuit".

-got a cane swung at me whilst walking down my street to my favorite local establishment to meet up with some friends friday night by an elderly gentlemen in a straw hat and brown suit. as i was walking behind him, for some reason, i envisioned him in my mind swinging that dull weapon at me. and sure enough, as my shadow crossed over his line of vision ahead of us, he stopped, turned like stale lightning, and threw me a slapshot of decrepit angst into my previously alerted pathway. missing wildly. he said he was sorry, and that he just got scared, but i know to this day that he just got out played.

-later that evening a girl with 40 inch legs and a smile to die for picked me up, rather successfully, at that usual friday evening spot. cool chick. if not only because she thought i was cute. lunch this wednesday. drinks this friday

-a marshmallow fight ensued, lit only by campfire light, and i felt like i was back at saratoga preforming arts center sitting on the lawn. very happy.

- and of course...work. and all the fucking nonsense that it carries with it.

-and then this morning im doing my internetting when i stumble upon this story. look into the comments section, you might find a name youre remotely familiar with.

so yeah. yet another strange weekend that shall soon be turned into paragraphs of nonsense.
hope yours was as fun as mine.
=j=

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