concerning the nature of the damage incurred
it was merely dented, nay, bruised
if you can bruise steel that is
when you drunkenly backed your truck into my ride
it might have bent the rear fender just an inch or so maybe
im just glad i wasnt on it at the time of impact

have you considered maybe not drinking before you drive
especially before driving to a liquor store to purchase more intoxicants?
is this something you frequently do
or was this a one time game 7 night type deal?
i only ask out of worry for the next potential ramming device that you dont see out of your rear view mirror
like maybe a shopping cart
or a bicycle
or a stroller burdened with child

or have you considered this one
maybe turning the wheel while backing out of parking spaces?
as i noticed that you decided reverse straight was the best course of action
where i felt that maybe a slight left or right would have served you
and my ride
so much better
anyway...just a morsel for thought