its official. the winner of this years state olympics of the retarded is...

new hampshire!

ah water country. an unassuming water park, (no passport required for entry), where the water burns your eyes and smells remarkably like pee. think out door chuck e. cheese. where every eight year old looks just like every other eight year old. where the YMCA volunteers are the ones "coming off the top rope" onto other adultish volunteers. ITS CALLED A "LAZY" RIVER!!! GOD!...act like an idiot in the wave pool with the rest of your folk, but remember... stay in the shallow end. as that is most likely where you came from, but most definitely where you belong.
where every fat ass lady in the world needs to wear a bikini with half her ass crack stickin out. where the thirteen year old girls are beggin' their bodies come back to shape after the birthin'. where the boys are well... dumb. i heard one boy say to another,"hey! antony! say excuse me!." ANTONY "fuck em. theyll move."
water country. yet another reason why i will refuse to go to new hampshire ever again.
by the way, new hampshire narrowly defeated virginia, and their lovely saint patricks day festivities. better luck next year virginia.