first time big shit hollywood movie review

the film being reviewed today will be the new rob zombie remake of halloween starring people ive never heard of and sherrie moon zombie. ive only ever vaguely heard of her due to her being semi attractive and as a stone cold man i need to keep abreast of these matters. halloween, the original was one of my favorite horror movies when i was a kid, so im going into this review a bit jaded already, but i digress. so without further adieu i give to you my review of halloween 2007: