thats why they have handles you "r" tard

wow. lookit that one!!! its like its being propelled by alien forces!
flying flipping forward does that urban tumbleweed travel
that plastic bag hurtling toward inevtiability
hanging itself in a tree where it shall stay for the duration of the summer at least.
while all the shitbag fucktards in the universe come in to my store and request more waste than necessary-
how are you today i ask between gritted gnashing teeth
the knuckles on my hand turning white with fury
as she responds
plastic in paper in plastic please. i have stairs to climb.
its a fucking half gallon of milk you retard!
is what i would like to say if it werent necessary for me to pay rent.
but instead i bend at the naval and allow this wasteful human to continue on her oblivious path
towards her own inevitable path to a grave that lies below a tree decorated with plastic bags dangling from the branches that shade her eternal slumber.